I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
(Source: pinkandblueskiessss)
At least once in your life you need to be in a room with a bunch of people that spontaneously begin singing this song
I agree. It’s the best.
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
(Source: narvaezs)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
i always prefer to be cold than warm bc if ur cold you can get blankets and tea and soup and hug somebody
when ur warm ur just like ‘ew get away from me, let me perish in my own liquids’
"How to murder someone: kiss them once and never again."
(via nosens)
